Have you ever gone to a page to get information on
increasing your site rank and thought “what the hell? Is this in Japanese?” I
know I sure as hell have. On top of that, it’s not a very exciting topic to
read about.
Unfortunately, it’s also my life.
I’m a writer. During my free time, I’m making up far fetched
stories and peddling them on the internet. To make real money, I also have a
little freelance business on the side.
Yes, I am fully aware that I’m a sellout, but hey, a bitch
has to eat.
As I spent approximately 12 hours a day on the internet,
learning the ins and outs of web traffic, HTML, CSS, and other ways of getting
people to a site, I have a few things to say on the subject.
But I don’t want to put myself to sleep while I’m writing it,
so I’m going to write the way I like to write, which includes extensive
profanity, sarcasm and occasional drunk postings that I completely forget I
wrote.
These posts will be the tips and trick I know to work for
boosting a ranking, as well as the internet myths I know to be complete
bullshit.
You’ll also notice that I’ve disabled comments. That’s
because I hate people…just kidding. Well, not really, but I’m really busy. This
site is for informational purposes only. If you want to argue with me, take it
to my real page. Trust me, if my SEO tips piss you off, the things I write not
related to SEO will probably make you want me dead.
